Henny Youngmen Quote

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Henny Youngmen

Henny Youngmen Quote

When I read about the evils of drinking,

I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngmen Quote

Henny Youngmen Quote

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.

Drinks right out of the bottle.

- Henny Youngmen

It's the Birthday of Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman was born on March 16, back in 1906. He passed away on February 24, in 1998.

was a British-born comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please".

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Henny Youngmen Quote

I take my wife everywhere,

but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngmen Quote

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places."