Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio: Twisted Christmas

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

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Mp3 Track Listing
1. Take Baseball And Shove It (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:49
2. G'Bye Ding A Ling (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:55
3. White Ford Bronco (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:57
4. You've Got A Brand New Pair Of Figure Skates (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:53
5. PLO & Israeli's (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:06 $0.99
6. Grampa Loved The Rolling Stones (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:01
7. Cane 'Em Good (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:50
8. Michael Jordan Ain't Bo (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:17
9. Whitewater (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:37
10. D.W.I. Colorado (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:53
11. The Nafta Anthem (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:19
12. A BIg Ton O' Moola (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:06
13. There's Another Santa Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:01
14. Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:55
15. I Am Santa Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:22
16. Manger 6 (LP Version) Bob Rivers 0:44
17. O Little Town Of Bethlehem (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:09
18. I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:01
19. Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:25
20. Grahbe Yahbalz (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:08
21. A Letter To Santa (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:41
22. Jingle Hells Bells (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:38
23. The Kids (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:18
24. The Magical Kingdon Of Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 5:53
25. The "What's It To Ya" Chorus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:37
26. Didn't I Get This Last Year (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:22
27. The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:02
28. O Christmas Tree (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:33
29. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:41
30. The Chimney Song (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:11
31. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (LP Version) Bob Rivers 0:49
32. Wreck The Malls (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:04
33. A Visit From St. Nicholson (LP Version) Bob Rivers 4:32
34. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:26
35. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:08
36. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman" (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:36
37. Foreigners (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:08
38. Joy To The World (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:23
39. A Message From The King (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:18

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Track Listing
1. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
2. Toy Sack
3. Police Stop My Car
4. Sled Zeppelin
5. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
6. Parking Spaces
7. There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis
8. Jesus's Birthday
9. All You Need Is Elves
10. Buttcracker Suite
11. Hey You! Get Off My House!
12. Holidaze (S'cuze Me, I Got Gifts To Buy)
13. Rummy Rocker Boy

According to Martin Keller

Bob Rivers is in top form here plying his satire-ridden stocking-stuffer trade, serving up note-per-note knockoffs of everyone from Led Zeppelin and the B52s to Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, and Tchaikovsky, among others. No lazy satirists, Rivers and company deliver not only grand musical copies but clever and witty lyrics that slum on the gutter side only occasionally ("Buttcracker Suite" being the biggest offender). The rest of the time it's good-natured stuff even ol' Scrooge could like. "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year" apes Johnny Mathis, "Sled Zeppelin" nails the Plant-Page matrix, and the Beatles' rips, "Jesus' Birthday" and "All You Need Is Elves," also highlight the 13 tracks. But the most inspired cuts are a big-band swing version of the Rolling Stones' "Get off My Cloud" (here retitled "Hey You! Get Off My House") and Hendrix's "Purple Haze," knowingly recast as "Holidaze (Scuze Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)." If that one doesn't grab yer funny bone, it may be time for that humor-marrow transplant.