Do Boobs Cause Earthquakes?

I found the kind of funny, but I'm not sure I agree with her final theory.

Why Women Are Evil or The Ugandan Booby Trap

(This is a repost with fewer typos this time, at least I hope so, I can't really proof read this because I keep getting distracted by the image above.)

I was trying to figure out a way to present this story to let you know just how much fun I think my job is. You know, sitting around in my PJs while searching for funny news stories.

Well this one has all the qualities that a guy like me needs in a funny news story. OK, I'll come clean, I'm really only posting this because it is about boobs. See I don't believe for a minute that this is true, but man is it funny.

Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

"They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state," Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.

The references to this fake news story (no I did not make this up!!! I'm really not that clever) make it funnier;

Booby Trap Story @HuffingtonPost

Booby Trap Story @YahooNews

Booby Trap Story @Telegraph.Com

There are many other news outlets reporting this story. So I think this is proof that women are evil. But man what a way to go.

Boobies Are Funny Too.

Please do not tell Mrs. F. that I posted this, she does not find it funny if I am paying some other female's boobies attention, when I could be paying attention to the twins. That is what she calls them.

I find the creative way that POPTUB used boobies to make their point in this video very funny.

Boobies? Boobies!


Mrs. F. is half Japanese and she tells me that Japanese girls inherit their breast from their fathers. Hey, it's her joke not mine. I'm just happy that someone who actually has breast sleeps in the same bed with me.

Because if I had breast, I would keep them all to myself.