Stan and his buddies were hanging out and planning tomorrow's fishing trip... unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Stan headed home frustrated.
The following day when Stan's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Stan... he was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, tent all setup, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"Stan, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" they asked... "I didn't have to," Stan replied smiling.
"Last night I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows... then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want!!!'
Sooooo.......HERE I AM!"
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