Guys Scares Wife With Giant Frog

I don't think this prank that this guy pulled on his wife is that funny, but what I do think is funny is that he doesn't realize that he may never get laid again. LOL, at least that is what would happen to me if I pulled a prank like this on my wife.

Funny Wedding Video

This Wedding Video is making the rounds. It made me laugh.



I've been married for over twenty years and a part of me wishes that I could have had something as funny as this happen at my wedding. And I bet many husbands like me find it funny that it was the wife that fell into the pool.

Plan Ahead

A local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

He's a funeral director,' she answered.

Interesting, the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

An Old One But a Funny One - The Devoted Wife

The Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, my dear?" she asked gently.





"You're a goddamn jinx!"