Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The 401 Keg Saving Plan

I lifted this Joke from a blog that I read, and one that I think you will enjoy reading also. Campville is a blog that makes me laugh.

You may have already seen this, but here goes.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
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Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


Lucy said...

This is the first time I thought it a damn shame that neither of us drink beer! I guess we could start...it might be too late.

Fitzgerald said...

It is never too late to consume massive amounts, but don't forget to recycle. :)