Maybe it Was a Dark Night?

What Married Women Know

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days pass, and they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my fiancee came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." And we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he couldn't say a word -- but we made wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"