4th of July Groaners

What is a groaner you may ask. Well it is a joke that makes you groan instead of laugh.

What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?

John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!


What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?

Beneduck Arnold!


What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

"I gotta get a softer saddle!"


What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?

The Boston Flea Party!


What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

The Americans licked the British!


Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry!


Why did the British cross the Atlantic?

To get to the other tide!


What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?

A Hessian procession!


What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

Yankee Poodle!


Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?

Yeah, it cracked me up!


OK if you read all those you have to be groaning.