Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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Jason Kidd Called Jaylen Brown The Celtics ‘Best Player’ And Explained Why
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[image: tatum-brown-top]Getty Image Jason Kidd offered a high compliment
to Jaylen Brown (while also maybe trying to play some mind games with the
Celtics).
6 months ago
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