One Day in the Garden of Eden

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

Eve says: "I know that you created me and
provided this beautiful garden and all of these
wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious
comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of
apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I
shall create a man for you."

Eve says: "Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all,
he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be
bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill
things. He will look silly when he is aroused,
but since you've been complaining,
I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be
witless and will revel in childish things like
fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be too smart, so he will also need your
advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically
raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him
believe that I made him first.

And, it will have to be our little secret...

you know, woman to woman!"