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A man is sitting in his psychiatrist's office talking about his home life. He says, "Doc, my wife thinks I'm crazy! She thinks I'm crazy just because I like sausages!"

The shrink says, "Well, that's silly--I like sausages."

The mans says, "Really? Well you should come over to my house and see my collection. I have hundreds of them."

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I just bought a book on levitation.

I can't put it down.

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